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The Nightmares Do Go Away     It wasn't the storm that awoke the Doctor from his sleep that night. It wasn't the rain making its pattering noises on the roof that did it. It wasn't the tree brushing against the window or the low hum from the TARDIS's console from its open door or even the little snores of Derpy who was snuggled into the crook of his foreleg as her closed eyes and warm smile melted his heart. No what woke him up was the same that woke him up all the time from the few hours of sleep his body needed.    Whether his body was in a Primate or a Perissodactyla like form something's always seem to stay the same. The nerve cluster

A dark knight in a city that knows how to keep its secrets, but on the twelfth floor of the P.O.N.E. Building, one unicorn is trying to find the answers to life's persistent questions. Mustang Noir, Private Eye. It was a bright blue morning in Miniappleless and in the low teens. It was one of those days where if you missed the weather reports, you'd go outside thinking that it must have been at least thirty six degrees only to be attacked by the cold gusts of wind back indoors to bundle up for the cold day. It was like a waiter bringing the artesian feta cheese salad for a moment and then remembering that you were the stallion who ordered th

                               Caramel's One Day Sale           That's right fillies and gentlecolts! It's that time of year again!        I am slashing prices across the board, down here at Caramel Sticky Limbs! For one day and one day only our entire horseshoe and prosthetic limb supply is half off. Just in time for Nightmare Night we got plenty of creepy costumes and fake limb needs. Whether you are an old soldier veteran looking for a brand new leg or trying to make your family believe you chop your neighbors and bake them into cupcakes it doesn't matter! We've got everything from leather wings to carbon fiber forelimbs to the most r

Chess A Poem by Garrison Keillor Not By SmudoVier I've lost some of life's battles. I've known defeat and distress. But I've not known defeat Quite so grim and complete Until I lost to Freddy at Chess I've been dissed, dismissed and demoted I've even been dumped I confess But never disgraced demeaned and debased As when I lost to Freddy at Chess He's eleven, my grandson And he's played a year or less And I'll never forget The day that he said "Grandpa, you wanna play chess?" "Sorta busy today" I said And then he asked me again And he set up the board On the living room floor And we sat down and set up our men He advanc

Lightning Strikes Twice [Crossover] [Warning, there are Spoilers for the game inFamous and inFamous 2, you have been warned] The RFI… all he had do to was push the two buttons on the side, and that'd be it. He'd be dead, Kuo would be dead, the Beast would be dead. He'd save the world at the cost of his own kind… it was the right thing to do in the end. Zeke would be alive and whether this world remembered him or not it didn't matter. He wouldn't be here in the end. With the slightest pressure of his thumbs he pushed down, with only one thought going through his mind. 'Trish… here I come' and he released the buttons, and the

The Bravest Pony in Equestria [Normal][Kits Entry][Crossover] "Booo! Get off the stage!" The brown, spiky haired stallion yelled. His words were echoed by those around him. They could be heard amidst the murmur of the crowd, which had taken a turn for the worst. "Ahhh, Who needs ya!" Spike shouted at the crowd. His fire breathing routine was perfect, he had been practicing for months for this talent show. So what if he took a bit… well a lot… well all of Twilight's secret doughnut stash before coming on and almost burnt down the stage, he could roast a marshmallow perfectly! "It's ON FIRE!" The enraged stallion shouted from the

The story that will never happen Twilight was surprised when her friends started to use the Elements of Harmony on Discord, believing for sure that it would return Discord to stone and all would be at peace again. But instead of striking Discord, they seemed to stop right in front of the serpent. The Elements were creating something, a powerful presence, a disturbance in Equestria. Every pony was confused as to what was happening. "Twilight!" Celestia and Luna had both appeared in front of Twilight's friends, watching what was happening. "What's going on?" Twilight shouted over the sound of the Elements of Harmony. "I don't know! This nev

Episode Nine Game time Twilight was feeling… queasy again. It had been an almost constant feeling since the night she and the Doctor watched the stars for the entire night two weeks ago. Rainbow Dash and Rarity found the two of them with Twilight asleep in the Doctor's hooves. The next morning she was waking up in her own bed with the Doctor sleeping in the spare bed, not a drop of sweat on the sheets. She was happy that he had finally gotten a good night's rest but since then that strange feeling she tried pushing away but now it was impossible to get the feeling out of her head. She needed an expert's advice. "Rarity? Are you home?